Thursday, October 31, 2024

Johnny Depp is Cool (?)


 Johnny Depp dressed like a Batman villain for some reason but I've long since forgotten what he was doing or where he was. Johnny Depp actually seems pretty cool plus he was in "Private Resort" so I'm not going to just make up a bunch of shit about him to fill space here even though I'm trying to get back into posting here more. Oh the things I do for you people


Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Shawn Mendes is Confused

 

I'm no super genius but finding out Shawn Mendes might be gay doesn't exactly shock me to my core...

"Since I was really young, there's been this thing about my sexuality, and people have been talking about it for so long," he told the crowd, per a clip shared by a fan on TikTok. "I think it's kind of silly, because I think sexuality is such a beautifully complex thing, and it’s so hard to just put into boxes."

Straight guys don't say shit like that. They just say "I like girls". Then they have a roadie hand out a bunch of backstage passes to girls they see in the audience. This isn't a Flash Gordon cliffhanger where everyone is guessing what happens next.

 I've written about this guy three times before and each time he's out wandering around in forest preserves with his shirt off,  or wearing loafers with no socks, so I don't think you need to call Scotland Yard to solve this big mystery


 

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Hugh Jackman Coming Out

Hugh Jackman's new autobiography is set to be released soon and his friends say he's nervous...

 'He's nervous, of course, because he's always had his characters or his family to hide behind,' a source told Woman's Day.

'He's never felt like this real hardman he's made out to be and he's worried his natural-born geekiness will ruin his image,' they added, before admitting many of Hugh's circle are concerned for him.

'Honestly, we've all been a bit worried about him. He's been so focused on Deb and the kids and making sure they're all taken care of in this divorce, that he kind of got lost there.'

Fans have speculated what the big revelation in the memoir might be, and the source has claimed that Hugh is much more comfortable now that things with ex-wife Deborra, 68, have stabilized.

Fan speculation? You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes but I do realize most people actually don't actually care about Hugh Jackman. I 100% wouldn't even be reading or writing about this if this "hobby" didn't keep dragging me back.

Anyway, what's the "fear"? What are they so worried about? He's gay (probably). Big fucking deal, he's an actor that performs in Broadway musicals why is everyone surprised? I'm sorry but Hugh Jackman looks gay. Nobody cares. My gay friend J.D. cares though I bet. I can tell you he's been waiting for this announcement and he already has a one way ticket to New Zealand or where the fuck this a-hole is from. GO GET HIM J.D.

Monday, October 14, 2024

Tiffany Blows Up


 Remember Tiffany? Tiffany of 1980's shopping mall concert tour fame? Well she was out walking around, not for exercise but probably for more pie or something.  To be fair she is 52 years old now. 

Listen... I don't want to continue writing about this okay? I'm sure she's probably very nice but she was "famous" nearly 40 years ago and seriously, nobody cares.


Friday, October 11, 2024

Jack Crealish is Someone

 

Jack Grealish is a person that got a new £150 (whatever that is) haircut. I'm not sure who he is, or why anyone on Earth cares about this in the slightest, but I saw it - even if I didn't read anything about it - and figured I hadn't written anything in a while and so here you go. Pretty cool huh?