Friday, November 1, 2024

Marry Me Eva Longoria

 

 I was going to write how Eva Longoria "left" Hollywood to move to Spain but I was mostly interested in Eva Longoria in what looks like a a wedding dress so I pretty much forgot about everything else. 

I'm sure Spain is a very beautiful place to live if you have $50 million dollars in the bank and you aren't eating apples and rhubarb that you have to buy from some guy walking with a fruit cart that's being pulled by a donkey. I very, very briefly entertained the idea of moving to Belize after a visit there, but quickly realized that it's basically a pretty beach that's surrounded by an insect and jaguar filled jungle and you can't just get in your car and go to a WalMart to buy milk. You might have to actually milk a cow for that, like you live in WWII or something. There is no Home Depot, you don't get to just run to the Ace Hardware because you need a screw, you my friend, are on your own. Oh and you better buy a weekly subscription to Off! insect repellent because you're gonna need it. Do you want to wind up in a hospital in Belize? Even after all the BS stuff you read about "U.S. Healthcare system"... Trust me. You don't. Unless you like being treated for witchcraft with leeches.

People that live in America that have never left America and say "we need to be more like Country X" really have no idea how good they have it here.  I've had friends that have moved to various countries all around the world and guess what, they ALWAYS, come back. 

Despite what people on the internet tell you, immigration to the US is all one way. They're coming here, not going there. So get your shit together and grow up

Joy Corrigan is Standard

 

 


 Yesterday was Halloween so that means every B-List model and actress overloaded the Frederick's of Hollywood website for the last 30 days ordering their "sexy veterinarian's assistant" costumes. I honestly don't know how Joy Corrigan dressed up like a cheerleader looks any different than she usually does the other 364 days out of the year. That's probably what she wears to the grocery store on Thursdays.

Seriously, the whole Halloween "sexy whatever" costume trend means absolutely nothing now that hot women are walking around like this in public for no reason pretty much every day. So as usual you shit birds found a way to ruin what used to be a good thing