Tuesday, December 3, 2024

SOFIA VERGARA TOPLESS

Well... kind of topless. And I guess she took these pictures because she split from her current beau in the fall and to prove she's "single and ready to mingle".  And that's something they actually said in the original article, because I guess my Uncle Al is writing for the Daily Mail now. Here's proof...

Notably absent was her boyfriend of a year, surgeon Justin Saliman, whom she reportedly split from in the early fall.
There you have it. So if you want to be Sofia Vergara's new boyfriend, and actually see her gigantic, perfect, glistening, naked breasts in person, all you have to do is call her. And be rich. And muscular. And look like a 50 something male model from the late 1980s. If any of these describe you, go for it. I would but I'm currently involved with Elizabeth Hurley and we're going steady if my mom says it's okay.