Miley Cyrus Can't Tour Nude

 Miley Cyrus has a "medical condition" that keeps her from touring. It's some kind of polyp but seriously, no one gives a shit. If you want to know what it is exactly just click here. Once you find out, if you think you want to let me know, just send me an email with the answer and I'll fly to your house and fill your car's gas tank with Great Stuff expanding construction foam. 

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I can't fathom the seemingly endless fascination you people seem to have with this woman. I just do not get it.

Dua Lipa is Very Hot.

 Dua Lipa is extremely hot, there's no doubt about it, and she was in France dressed like a stripper to prove it. In fact, if I had to build a woman in my garage, honestly it would probably look like her. But for baffling reasons I will never understand, people pay money that they worked for to see her in concert on what seems to be a never ending world tour because I've been hearing about her tour for what seems like the last three years. And while I have to admit I've never heard more than 10 seconds of any of her "music" I don't have too. I know exactly what it sounds like just by looking at her and the people that buy tickets to these shows. This isn't my first day alive on Earth you know.

Miley Cyrus is Stepping Out

 They wrote about Miley Cyrus walking to her car. Imagine caring about this. Someone's job, that they got paid money for, was to take a picture of a middling performer walking to her car. How would they even know where Miley Cyrus is at any given time. They then went into great detail describing what she was wearing. A tank top and black pants.

I've always said Miley Cyrus was very hot in a sort of white trash, last call, dive bar kind of way, but so what. I've known plenty of hot, white trash, dive bar girls and I wouldn't have bought any of their albums or paid hundreds of dollars for tickets to their concerts. I just do not understand what makes Miley Cyrus any different. Oh wait, I know what it is. You people are stupid and have awful taste in music

Brooks Nader LESBIAN NUDES

 After breaking up with her last boyfriend, Whatsisface Whatevername, Brooks Nader is "thinking" about being gay. But she's also still claiming to be 28 years old. That woman is 40 if she's a day.

 

When asked about the qualities she is looking for next in her 'Mr. Right,' Nader responded: 'Honestly I don't even know. Maybe it's mister, maybe it's missus. I don't even know. Who knows? My sister keeps telling me I got to switch teams.'She continued: 'She's, like, over me with the guys. Who knows? I'm 28 and I've been married only so I'm like, "We'll see what happens." I'm open to whatevs but I'm not looking for any kind of a partner right now.'

Every one is gay now. I don't know why but that's the time we live in I guess. And lucky for her it's just in time for Pride Month. What a coincidence. 

And I don't know why she keeps getting written about all the time all of the sudden but she is. And don't forget, Amber Heard was supposedly a lesbian and then she had twins with some guy who's name I don't remember, if I ever knew it in the first place. If you want hardcore information I guess this is the place to come too 

Amber Heard SEX NUDES

 Amber Heard had twins? I thought Amber Heard was a lesbian. The one thing I know about lesbians is they usually don't have sex with men, and there are limited ways to get pregnant without that. And I have zero idea who you people are constantly talking about lately. I haven't heard the name Amber Heard in about a year. And now with Instagram and X and Facebook... everyone is famous. Even you. And no one deserves to be famous less than you, believe me. Could you be any more dull?

Is That You Matt Damon?

 

They said Matt Damon looked "unrecognizable" with a beard, and I guess he would be if you never saw him before. He was at the premier of his new movie, or someone's new movie, called "Shadow Force" or some fucking thing, there is no way in the world I'm ever going to see this so they could have taken a picture of him while he was bowling for all I care. 

He was there with his wife Luciano Barroso who's pretty hot. Thank God he got her to stop cooking spaghetti long enough to go with him to this thing so at least everyone had something nice to watch instead of this movie

Site Update

 I'm sorry gang, I know it seems like I abandoned this place and I guess I kind of mostly did. The fact is, my main, go-to site where I'd steal all the pictures and stories from - The Daily Mail - has become and almost unreadable garbage dump. Seriously, I don't know what happened over there. It's like they fired all their "writers", such as they are, and just use ChatGPT or AI, or they hired a bunch of 8th graders or something it's horrible.

Plus it's also become almost intolerably click-baity since they've started to try to move more toward a subscription (read: paid) site, and now they have to appeal to Facebook boomers from Second and Third World countries that still fall for that kind of thing. I've been very slowly looking for better sources but none can match the sheer physical size of The Daily Mail so a lot more searching is involved and I don't always have time for that.

Anyway, I'm not going anywhere just yet.