Brittany Cartwright has a new boyfriend, and if you don't know who she is congratulations, you're normal. I didn't catch his name, because I didn't bother reading the story, but just looking t him I assume it's either Dax, Colton, or Luke.
They didn't say what they were doing, but if you asked me I'd guess they stopped to collect her "Shittiest New Artist Award" before being the oldest couple in the shopping mall parking lot in their used Nissan GTR to hang out with all the Fast and Furious kids in lime green Honda Civics
