Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Patricia Arquette Gets Short


 Patricia Arquette cut off all of her hair. I don't know why she did this or why it was considered news, but she did and here it is. I bet she cut it all off so she could play that mean girl's gym teacher in the Porky's remake. I realize everybody gets older but this doesn't even look like the same human being.  And keep in mind she's nearly six years younger than Elizabeth Hurley.

Like William Shatner, maybe they change so much as they age because of the deal they made with Satan to become famous it's really the only logical explanation