Sydney Sweeney went to a dog food show or something but didn't wear a bra under her chain-mail dress. What a goddamn nerd. I absolutely love how The Daily Mail pixelated over her boobs so you can't see them, like they put my grandmother in charge of their website, and that place isn't just an open sewer of some of the worst opinions and full of the worst people on the internet.
I'm really not all that disappointment with their decision though because I've seen boobs. A lot of boobs. I've had plenty of girlfriends, and one was even a "dancer" and her friends would show you their boobs just because it was Wednesday, and I can tell you from my vast experience that they all pretty much - for the most part - look basically the same. Obviously some are bigger, some are smaller, and there might be variations in shape but yep, they all pretty much look like boobs. At the risk of sounding jaded, if you've seen one boob, you've seen them all.
So don't be too disappointed you aren't seeing a faint outline of Sydney Sweeney's boobs, hey here's an idea. Go outside, talk to other people and get a girlfriend. She'll even let you touch them. Loser.
!!!SEXY PRE-POSTING UPDATE!!!
I've seen the uncensored pics and you should too. I'm just saying
