I suppose one day I'll simply stop writing here. I've been doing this for a long time. Too long. Way more than 10 years and the "news", such as it is, is always on repeat with the same thing over and over again. However...
I just found out who Ella Langely is. I know, I know, she's 26 and below my age requirement but there's just something about a woman in aviator sunglasses. Like polka dots, I just can't explain it. Both of those things transcend age. You know, for me, this is kind of like when Moe hears the word Niagara Falls.
Thank you Ella for reinvigorating my desire to dredge my way through another 15 years of celebrity dreck, to write these stories that nobody reads.
