Pippa Middleton showed up at a fancy dress ball that I thought only happened in the movies in the 1950's for some french dude (?) named Viscount Arthur de Soultrai. Unfortunately for her she thought she was going to be an extra in a Cinderella reunion video. On the other hand the EU is one huge nanny state which is lucky for her because Aqua Net has been outlawed because Muslims think it's too "Western" so she didn't show up with huge crimped up 80's hair.
