Vanessa Hudgens is Adorable

 Vanessa Hudgens posted this picture and I was going to say I've been wrong this whole time and look how cute she is, but as I read a little further it turns out it's a "throw back" picture and God only knows how old she is here. If that picture was taken in 2004 that means she would be 16 so I'm not saying anything anymore despite the fact that she's 32 years old now and well on her way to middle age. Listen, I don't need those headaches in my life. If you want to say anything more you, my friend, are on your own.

Kate Hudson is Dressed

 Kate Hudson has some new winter fitness... things. I just think she's cute. Where's your stupid "husband" Kate? I don't know if that's for sleeping in or just going out in. Probably sleeping. But she's wearing boots.  You couldn't wear that out in Chicago in January I don't care what kind of boots you're wearing. Isn't she just so cute?

Why?

I bet you'll be surprised to hear that I've been punched, and if it hasn't happened to you, I can tell you it hurts and you really aren't missing anything. Still I guess if your gonna get punched it might as well be by a cute girl with tattoos and not some behemoth wildebeest of a woman like you might find in a certain bar just outside of Chicago. I'm willing to bet they hit harder than that guy with the highlights though.

UPDATE!  The person with the highlights is a guy isn't it?