To Kill a Play

 Shorewood High School in Wisconsin cancelled their student play "To Kill a Mockingbird"

Just hours before the curtain was to go up, Shorewood High School has canceled its production of "To Kill a Mockingbird" in response to a planned protest over its use of the n-word.

News of a planned protest had circulated on social media early Thursday. And by early afternoon, Superintendent Bryan Davis pulled the plug

Maybe instead of protesting these things, Lefty idiots can just cut to the chase and skip right to burning books they don't like that contain "offensive ideas and words". You know, just like back in the good old days like they used to do.

Rita Ora is Famous

Rita Ora can post all of the nude selfies she wants, they'll never make me want to learn who she is or what she does. All I know is she's in all of the British celebrity rags constantly, but that's just about the only place I ever hear about her, so I guess she's famous in the UK. Big deal. Being famous in the UK is like being the toughest nerd in the computer lab. No one cares.

Cardi B is Comfortable

Cardi B was also at The American Music Awards but unlike Taylor Swift, Cardi B was dressed like a couch from the 1980s. Maybe it's good for hiding a weapon in case Nicki Minaj and her "crew"  "jumps" her at an after party. You can't be to careful these days.

Taylor Swift is Shiny

Taylor Swift was at the American Music Awards last night looking pretty much like every futuristic sexbot I've ever fantasized about. This is pretty much all I have to say. Welcome to my brain. I don't even know if they hand out trophies for music anymore.

Mike Sorrentino Goes to Prison

Guido moron Mike "The situation" Sorrentino form the show Jersey Shore received an eight month prison sentence for tax evasion and all I have to say about that is good. They should put them all in a cell and weld the door closed. If we locked more of these idiots away, the world would be a much better place.

Blac Chyna is Spaced Out

Blac Chyna - who is apparently still famous for some reason - took a break from being the Elfen Princess of Rigel 7 in the next Star Trek movie to attend the BET Awards which I didn't know were happening. I hope that one guy won. I also hope no one got stabbed, but if they did I hope they get an award for it or whatever happens at these award shows I really don't even know anymore.

Hana Giraldo is a Heartbreaker

I know I haven't written anything in like two days or maybe a month but whatever. I'll make it up to you with a story.  I  remember having such a crush on Pat Benatar when I was a kid that it actually physically hurt. I had to be in jr high or maybe grade school I guess, I don't know. We're all older now and Pat's got a few gray hairs and maybe some wrinkles, but I'm willing to look past all of that directly at her daughter Hana Giraldo. She says she's 24 but she's 24 like I'm Sammy Davis Jr. Frankly she could say she grows heroin on Jupiter for all I care and I'll believe her. So I figured I'd come roaring back starting with this and if I don't at least it's not Alec Baldwin or some other bloated walrus at the top of this page