Thursday, October 4, 2018

Hana Giraldo is a Heartbreaker

I know I haven't written anything in like two days or maybe a month but whatever. I'll make it up to you with a story.  I  remember having such a crush on Pat Benatar when I was a kid that it actually physically hurt. I had to be in jr high or maybe grade school I guess, I don't know. We're all older now and Pat's got a few gray hairs and maybe some wrinkles, but I'm willing to look past all of that directly at her daughter Hana Giraldo. She says she's 24 but she's 24 like I'm Sammy Davis Jr. Frankly she could say she grows heroin on Jupiter for all I care and I'll believe her. So I figured I'd come roaring back starting with this and if I don't at least it's not Alec Baldwin or some other bloated walrus at the top of this page

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