Christian Combs has Legs

P Diddy, or whatever his name is now gave his son Christian a gold jet-ski for his birthday, when what he should have given him was a leg press for their home gym. What's with everybody and these Jet-skis?

Cardi B has Talent

Here's a picture of Cardi B I've seen floating around from her days as a dancer. Wow I bet there's almost $300 there. It looks like somebody's "Texas Wad" exploded. You know, a bunch of ones wrapped with a $20 bill. Whatever, she probably gave it all to her boyfriend so he could make the payment on his rims anyway.

Robin Thicke is Greasy

Robin Thicke was in Las Vegas to perform at The Cosmopolitan and also to try on tiny jackets.  He picked one with jeweled lapels and who could blame him.

Three Stabbings and a Funeral

Nipsey Hustle was apparently a 66 year old man

There was a stampede, a stabbing, and at least 19 people were injured at a memorial for murdered rapper Nipsey Hustle. I'm sure a lot of people are surprised to hear this but really, they shouldn't be if they'd been paying attention for the last 25 or 30 years.

One person was stabbed and another six people sustained injuries from unknown causes, Los Angeles Police Department public information officer Tony Im told USA TODAY. The number of injured may rise as reports come in, he added. A USA TODAY reporter witnessed one male stabbing victim lying on the ground, along with a woman who appeared to have been stabbed.

Okay, I'm done with this.

Jennifer Lopez Bursts Onto the Scene

Jennifer Lopez was filming a scene for another one of her shitty movies absolutely NO ONE will see in skin tight pants. That was the whole basis for this story when what they really should have talked about was how she has to bang herself against the edge of the counter top so she could get them off.

Anna Kournikova Stands on a Table. Is Ridiculous

It's an Instagram day I guess because this is tennis "star" Anna Kournikova who as far as I can tell was mostly known for being six foot two and blonde but I could be wrong and maybe that's the other tennis player who's name I forgot, but I know fuck-all about tennis. She had a baby 14 months ago and I guess she's standing on that table in a bikini and heels because she's happy? Because she's skinny again? Rich? I don't know. It seems silly that a middle aged woman (37) would be doing this instead of rolling around in piles of money with her babies in private. Frankly that doesn't look very safe. If you're going to stand on a tiny table that close to a high rise patio ledge at least take off the high heels Super Dave.

Nipsey Hustle Dead

Some rapper was shot somewhere, by some people, over some idiotic beef, from God knows when, over God knows what. Check back for more updates as they become available (they won't).