I saw a highlight of Beyonce's contract rider for performing at the Super Bowl, and it read in part...
"Bring forth five goats, and a plump child and place them at the base of the foot bridge at Elfedge Forest so that I may feast upon their bones"Celebrities are weird.
UPDATE!!! I didn't see this post from Gawker before I wrote about that picture, but if you insist on reading Gawker here you go. Although why you'd read Gawker is your business. Weirdo.