Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Thursday, December 3, 2015
Demi Moore is King of the Road
Demi Moore obviously took her divorce from Ashton Kutcher pretty hard since she's a hobo now. I like to imagine that her little roller bag is full of cans of baked beans and half smoked cigars. I prefer carrying a bag on a stick myself but I can see where a bag with wheels would make life on the road a lot easier. If she's smart she has a straight razor hidden somewhere in her hat.