Monday, December 14, 2015

Jennifer Lawrence is Still Spooky

Jennifer Lawrence was at the premier for her new movie "Joy" dressed all in white to once again prove my theory that she's really just a ghost from the 1920's that shows up at these theaters because she misses Hollywood. She was asked about her recent Golden Globe nomination and replied...
 Errol Flynn killed me in a drunken fit of rage. I must go.
Well there's another ancient Hollywood mystery finally solved. I bet they call her the Golden Girl because she walks through walls and steals everybody's gold like some medieval specter. If you want to keep her away you have to hang a ring of cheeseburgers around your doorway.


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