I know I haven't written much in a week and I'm sorry. It's really not my fault because it's all the same garbage everywhere. Same garbage stories, same garbage people. Except for Elizabeth Hurley. She was at some benefit called "Future Something Something Who knows" looking pretty much like every older woman fantasy I ever had when I was in high school right up through this morning and I thought, "Hey! Why don't I write about that?" So I'll start scouring the internet looking for crappy celebrity news again and I'll try to stay on top of this better.
