72 year old Rod Stewart was at a breast cancer awareness "Pinktober" Hard Rock benefit thing dressed like a couch from an Italian guy's house with his gigantic girlfriend Penny Lancaster. She's 46, so she's almost 30 years younger than him. It could be she's an Amazon and is actually holding him hostage. Has anyone thought to ask? Really, I mean think about it. If that was the case what would he do? He's 72 years old. He's not just old enough to be her father, he's almost old enough to be her GRANDfather. I looked it up and she's six foot one. Know who else is six foot one? Me. So listen Penny, he's 72 so when he...well...you know...you know what I mean... if you're tired of dealing with short dudes give me a call. Think about it, you can wear those high heels you like so much again.
