Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Elsa Hosk Needs Space
I looked for a few stories to write about but there's some wedding going on somewhere and it's pretty much the only thing anyone is talking about. I don't care about people that I don't know getting married but whatever keeps all those dullards busy for a while is just fine with me. I did see some paparazzi pictures of Elsa Hosk who I may or may not have written about before when she was doing something Earth-shatteringly important I'm sure, only this time apparently she's been captured and is currently being acclimated into the giraffe enclose at the Cincinnati Zoo. I hope they're careful with her, despite their size, they're really gentle fragile creatures. Best of luck in your new home Eli.