Remember Denise Richards? She was one of those movie stars of the moment back in the 90s and she was even married to Charlie Sheen before he went insane with drugs. Anyway she got married over the weekend to some guy named Aaron Phypers and then she "kicked off her shoes" like the crazy gal she is. But hang on, here's a little tip for you if you're new to the world of women. Just like the spring thaw brings renewed life back into the valley, after a long cold winter, if
you see a bunch of women dressed up in a bar and some of them have taken
their heels off, one of them will be crying within the hour. Guaranfuckingteed. Did she cry later? Did you read the rest of this post? I just told you what would happen. This ain't my first trip around the Sun man.
