Friday, September 21, 2018

Here's the Skinny on Maia Cotton

This is Maia Cotton. She's a 19 year old Victoria Secret's model from New Zealand and this week she talks about how to be as thin as a Victoria's Secret model.

Here's what she claims is her daily diet regimen...

A black coffee and a breakfast shake that contains one tablespoon of almond butter, one cup of unsweetened almond milk, one scoop of Moon Juice Chocolate Adaptogenic Protein and one scoop of collagen peptides .  (The highlighted part of this costs $68. I can buy food for a week for $68 so she's mentally ill or independently wealthy) 

Snack
She will snack on either a handful of nuts, 85 per cent dark chocolate or a
Collagen Protein Bar
 Lunch
She usually ends up at a restaurant called Hu Kitchen where she orders a quarter of a roast chicken with a side of sweet potato and broccoli
 Dinner
Option 1: Two or three scrambled eggs, half an avocado and some grilled halloumi
Option 2: Broiled salmon, half an avocado, kale/spinach, roast veggies and a drizzle of olive oil
 Dessert
Hu Kitchen brownie or some dark chocolate with a peppermint tea before bed 
The most important thing she leaves out of course is, it's super important to be 19 years old. Her bones haven't even fully developed yet. Maybe once they solidify she'll put on some weight. Anyway, believe it or not her diet seems completely reasonable. Of course I wouldn't buy $68 breakfast drinks or dinner at Hu's Kitchen every single day but that's me. Good luck with your expensive diet, girl I've never heard of or will never think about again.