Sunday, September 22, 2019

Christina Aguilera is the Red Barron

Christina Aguilera wore a red leather duster to her "iHeart Crappy Music Radio" concert that she's headlining (?) in Las Vegas. Probably to hide her pear shape. Please, you and I both know that if she looked like Jennifer Lopez, her clothes would be so tight they'd have to pump oxygen to her like she was a deep sea diver. And I didn't even know she was still performing "music". Shows how much I know about Christina Aguilera. There were a bunch of other people there too but I barley care about her and it's her concert, do you really think I'm going to talk about them?