Friday, September 27, 2019

Miley Cyrus is Exciting

Miley Cyrus continued her slow descent into mental illness by acting like a 16 year old high school sophomore AT ThE BeaCh! than a woman pushing 30 at a pool at a resort in Utah. It's prettier than I thought. Utah, not Miley. She captioned the photo with a quote from the movie "Carwash" (?!)

"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be & more of a woman then you'll ever get."
I'm not sure what she means by that or if she even knows what that means, or even why she was watching Carwash. Have you ever seen that? I have a couple of times, it's been a while but if I remember right (and I could be thinking of any one of 100 movies like it released during the 70s),  it's little more than a bigger budget blaxploitaion movie. All the black guys strut around in platform shoes, drive cars with white walls, and have pimp hats with feathers, and all the white people are basically lazy, money grubbing Jews. It's really bizarre and Hollywood would NEVER get away with that today. But it's got Saint Richard Pryor in it so I suppose people look on it more fondly than they normally would. The whole mid to late 70s was a very messed up time.

!!!!IMMEDIATE UPDATE!!!!

 The quote was referencing her break up with whoever she's been fucking since she dumped that dumb actor guy she was married to for a month, Whatsisname. The brother of that guy. Thor or something.