Monday, September 9, 2019

"Saweetie" is a Thing

"Saweetie" was also at Fashion Week, she was "rapping". I guess? I don't know, I've never heard of her, it's all very weird. Sure she's attractive but you see those fingernails? Those nails are a HUGE red flag. An attractive girl like that is going to snag you with her sexy barely there net style, naked outfit and then spend the next 25 years sitting on the couch spearing donuts with those nails while wearing a princess crown until eventually she'll need an oxygen tank and motorized scooter to get around while you work yourself into an early grave. It doesn't happen quickly, it's slow and methodical. Kind of like a spoiled glacier. No thanks I'll pass. See? You have to know things like this, so I hope you're keeping track.