Thursday, December 19, 2024

Alexa Collins is Somebody

 

 

Alexa Collins put on some underwear and took pictures and then posted them on her Instagram.  I guess she's an ex-Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader but why anyone thinks that's important enough to make us care about this is totally beyond me.  

 Apparently it's still 1977 in England, so maybe that's why they think being a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader is so impressive. Which also explains a lot of other things about the UK

 I don't want you to get the wrong idea, she's obviously very attractive, although I personally don't find her to be all that attractive physically myself. And I might add if she has cool hobbies or a great sense of humor or saved animals or something that would go a long way but scrolling through her Instagram her only interest seems to be herself, and posing near Mercedes Benz G-Wagons and mansions to impress teenaged Pakistanis and people from Romania or wherever Facebook/Instagram is still popular. Frankly she looks exactly like any one of almost certainly a million other women on Instagram. You could replace her with any one of them and I doubt very much anybody would notice the difference.

 Trust me, I've been on Instagram since something like 2012 and the internet in general for a very, very long time, and there are just regular, every day non-celebrity girls out there that make Alexa Collins look like Ellen DeGeneres after a night of heavy drinking, the trick is for you to get a life, broaden your horizons a little bit and go find them.