I haven't written about Elsa Pataky in a pretty long time so I figured I was overdue. As the wife of Chris Hemsworth (no known photographs) I assume she just walks around all day in the Australian Sun. Man, this woman is so hot she might not even be human. And keep in mind she'll be 50 years old soon Like within the next two years or so (Date of birth: July 18, 1976 I already got her present). Here she is on Saturday or maybe Friday who knows it's Australia and they're all fucked up down there It could also have been a week ago or tomorrow
I've written about her multiple times and I'm sure I've mentioned how she's constantly barefoot. I have no idea why you'd want to walk around in those filthy parking lots without shoes or at least some sandals. Have you ever been in a parking lot? They're full of broken glass, food you pigs just toss, those weird dental floss things, nails, bird crap you name it it's out there. Maybe it's a weird sexual thing for her, I know some of you real perverted weirdos are into dirty women's feet so who can say. The bottoms of her feet must be like horse's hooves or something. Forget about the filth, imagine how hot that pavement is after baking in the Australian summer sun all day.
Okay I'm done talking about Elsa Pataky's feet since there are other parts of her I like a lot better.
