Taylor Swift. The Lady in Red

 Taylor Swift was also at the Grammys. She's hot, right? Her music is mediocre and forgettable on it's best day, but you people are morons that lap this shit up like a stray cat that hasn't eaten in three days so they keep making more.

Like I said I didn't watch this shit show so a bomb could have gone off that blew off Bono's wig and I wouldn't know it.

Sheryl Crow Alive. Still Hot

 Sheryl Crow was at the Grammys last night. Why? I don't have the first idea. I forgot they still did the Grammys so I don't understand who could possibly give a shit about the Grammys in this day and age. Like I said, I forgot they were on, I forgot they existed, and I have no idea why Sheryl Crow was there. I haven't heard or thought about Sheryl Crow in almost 30 years. I also didn't realize Sheryl Crow was 63 years old. She's still hot so she could be 73 for all I care.

But at 63 years old why do you give a shit about this crap. You have an estimated net worth of $70 million dollars, why aren't you in a garden somewhere feeding butterflies with milkweed or whatever 63 year old multi-millionaires do. I know exactly ONE Sheryl Crow song so I have no idea how she managed to bank $70 million dollars off of that, who is buying all of these albums? The Chinese government that's who