Friday, October 31, 2025

Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise Hit the Rocks


 Ana de Armas and Tom Cruise broke up. I bet you didn't even know they were a couple. I sure didn't. 

 'Things were moving fast and she started to get a little uncomfortable with how fast it was going,' the insider shared. (Ana) 'put the brakes on' but 'still likes [Tom] a lot' the source added, sharing the two have 'undeniable chemistry'. 

 So there you have it. I like Tom Cruise I guess. As much as you can like an actor you've never met. In other words I have nothing against him. Ana de Armas is hot, but I don't think I've ever seen her in a movie. Is that what she does? I really have no idea. I probably shouldn't talk about these people as much as I do since I have almost no knowledge of anyone that wasn't in a movie before 1999 and I really I couldn't possibly care less about who is dating who.  

Tom Cruise is 63 and Ana is 37 but no one's mentioned that age gap which seems odd to me since there's a nearly 30 year spread between them. I bet it's because people are afraid of Tom Cruise. Like I said I'm mostly indifferent to him but he seems like a fucking lunatic for some reason. Anyway, better luck next time you crazy kids.