Jessica Simpson Wears the Hat in the Family

 

I'm only writing about Jessica Simpson again because I love girls in cowboy hats and I have no idea why. Most any hat really, I know it's kind of weird. Also I LOVE that 1940's net thing. You know what I mean? You see it in old movies where some lady who's in mourning or at a funeral or something is wearing one. It was connected to their hat somehow? I don't know but I'm sure you know what I'm talkig about if you aren't 13 years old. I can't explain it, it's probably something sexual, it usually is.

This was connected to a story about how she grew up poor because her dad only made $30,000 a year. Oh the horror. Can you imagine?  Just $30,000 a year? For shame. And this is when she was little so what, 1991? 1995?  Actually $30,000 in 1995 was not that bad. You couldn't retire on it or anything but you could also buy a decent used car in 1995 for $2000. 

 And trust me. Jessica Simpson is from Texas and she's hot enough that she was never going to have to worry about money, whether or not she became famous. Listen, let's face it. It may not be fair but hot blondes with porn star bods and big boobs are seldom seen starving in the street. And if you see one let me know because I'd like to help