'Happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me: "I would never kill you. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would.'
Social media is a plague in humanity and will usher in a new Dark Age where everyone will suffer and the nitwits in Europe that are drunk by 4:30 pm and foreign teenagers living in countries where they shit in a hole in the floor of their dining room and eat rice with their hands aren't happy about what she said.
Was it a stupid thing to say? I don't know, I'm not the word police and Instagram has far surpassed 4Chan as the absolute worst place on the internet so I would never use Instagram as a measuring stick for anything.
In terms of drag racing, Instagram is a 10,000 horsepower rear engine dragster, and 4Chan is a Bugatti Veyron. They're both fast but in a drag race it's not a contest. The dragster wins every time.
I have an idea, it'll be 2026 in a couple of months, if you have intermittent electricity or no indoor plumbing where you live, maybe get off of Instagram and start fixing some of that shit before you get mad at what some person that doesn't even know you're alive says. Especially if your power will suddenly go out during the summer monsoons.
I'm not protecting Kristen Bell. She'll never see this, and she doesn't know I'm a person on Earth. I'm just really starting to hate social media, but I've always loved Kristen Bell so she can say whatever she wants to me, and the dirtier the better. I still don't understand how or when she morphed into "Everyone's favorite housewife" so that's kind of super weird to me, but we can work through this together.
