Thursday, October 2, 2025

Linda Evangelista is Fashionably Nude


 Linda Evangelista turned 60 at some point and then flew to Paris for what appears to be yet another "fashion week".  How many of these fucking things do they need? You buy a shirt or some pants and move on with your life, who could possibly give a fuck about any of this? It's just totally baffling to me. 

Anyway, I only mentioned her age because the original story mentioned her age because you people seem to be obsessed with how old people are which seems like a really weird thing to me.  But she's 60 now and still looks good. If you don't know who Linda Evangelista is, she was a super model in the late 80s early 90s. You know, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer etc., etc. 

They were absolutely everywhere on everything doing everything. They were like a rash, and you couldn't get away from them. And this was all pre-internet so you can't imagine how bad it was. But now she's older and looks like a drug dealing villainess from a James Bond movie which, I'll be honest, that's about as hot as anything I can imagine  

Have fun at fashion week, get me a new Social Distortion t-shirt would you?