Hugh Jackman is Jacked

 Hugh Jackman decided to show the youngsters what for and took off his shirt to reveal he wears a sweater everywhere he goes. I only wrote this because I feel I never write enough for the two women that occasionally, accidentally find themselves here, as I know very little about Hugh Jackman. He was in some superhero movies and that's about all I know. Also I think he's from Australia. Or Austria. 

 That "beach" looks awful. Look... it's all rocks and pebbles. Probably broken glass and those old pull tabs like they used to have on beer cans and pudding cups too. Small wonder he's still wearing his shoes, I probably wouldn't go there without wearing a hazmat suit but I guess he's the superhero.

Kayleigh Morris is Somebody

 Kayleigh Morris went to Cyprus and walked on the beach, desperately trying to not get her hair and make up wet. The place she rented her bikini from also asked her to return it in "like new condition" so she had to be extra careful. She's one of those people I've heard about that bounces from reality show to reality show, which, believe it or not, people still apparently watch. You know, things like Big Brother and...whatever else, I have no idea. Reality shows are still a big thing in England because they have no real celebrity culture there so they just pick big boobed, whorey, barflies that would otherwise be passed out in the gutter at 4 am in high heels and a miniskirt to worship. Can you believe these are the same people that stood alone against Hitler?

 She's been on two or three of these reality show things. One called "Ex on the Beach" another one that was on MTV called, "The Challenge: Vendettas", and weirdly, a couple of other things. Don't you think that's weird? I think that's very weird, that reality television programs could be a kind of a career.  It's still shocking to me that someone would so desperately want to be famous that they decide "Reality Show Extra" is the career path they choose in life. I suppose if your only talent is "tits" then well okay. I mean not everyone can be a neurologist. Can you tell I'm really trying to pad this story? Hell I don't even know where Cyprus is. Probably Greece. Or maybe it's just a made up place. Um, what else, I like her boobs?  Maybe someone could give her boobs a reality show. They could call it "TITS A POPPIN'!" I'd watch it.

Lourdes Leon Goes to the Beach

 Lourdes Leon - I think that's her name - she's Madonna's daughter, put on a bikini and took her eyebrows to the beach. Oh, and her boyfriend too (no known photographs available). I guess they don't have to worry about masks et al wherever she traveled too so that's good. Usually celebrity children are off limits as far as I'm concerned, but she's 24 now, and there are world famous porn stars younger than she is so I I think it's okay to talk about her now. Especially since she doesn't seem to make any real effort at protecting her privacy. And I'll be honest, I don't really want to talk about her because seriously, who gives a fuck. I did manage to find a picture of her boyfriend but I'm not letting him stink up the place, so just imagine the kind of guy, a woman that looks like her likes, and you'd be exactly right.