Cindy Crawford's Daughter (I forgot her name) Walks Around

Cindy Crawford's daughter is only 16. And normally I'd say poking fun of celebrity children is something you shouldn't do. Especially if they can't even drive yet.  So I won't.

Jennifer Aniston Films Something

I know, I know. I've been lazy, but I think of the blog every day while I'm doing other things I swear. Here, look at Jennifer Aniston looking cute. What's with that dude in the sunglasses?

Uummm...What?

I have a lot of questions about this story. The first one is, and the most important one is, why does an 18 year old "You Tube Gamer" own a $500,000 car.

Big Big News About Ariana Grande

There were several Pete Davidson/Ariana Grande stories floating around this morning. One about how they were getting married, one was about how his dick is always hard, and the other one was about how Pete Davidson had "butthole eyes" whatever that means. Maybe it's a new thing the way tramp stamps were all the rage some years ago. You just go to your ophthalmologist and say, "Hey Doc, I'm trendy, give me some butthole eyes like all the famous comedians have" and you'll be a hit with all the ladies. I didn't know these two were always so newsworthy. I didn't think their fans could even read but hey good for them, reading is important. This way if you get invited to their wedding you'll be able to read the P.S. at the bottom that mentions, "This will be an outdoor ceremony. Please don't eat the dirt under your chair"

Matthew McConaughey Takes his Name to Dinner

Matthew McConaughey enjoys himself ironically by wearing a shirt with a quote from his Dazed and Confused character, Big Jerry or whatever the fuck his name is in that movie. I've seen it a couple times and it's okay I guess. It's one of those movies I can sort of turn on and "watch" while I'm doing something else, like mowing the lawn.  I don't really get the whole cult of Dazed and Confused. Probably because it's all pot heads. "Oh hey let's smoke some doobies and eat a bunch of human babies when we get the munchies while we watch Dazed and Confused". And I know you internet people like that. Goddamn hippies.

Michelle Wolf was Cancelled

The Daily Beast says some people are upset that Michelle Wolf's Netflix show "The Break With Michelle Wolf" was cancelled. And everyone that lost their jobs found out on Twitter (haha)

“None of us can believe how classlessly Netflix has handled this,” a source connected to the show told The Daily Beast after the news broke, noting that the entire writing staff and even the showrunners found out they had been fired on Twitter.

 I don't know why it was cancelled after only 10 shows. I didn't even know this was a show. But then I don't have a Netflix account which I think would be an important part of knowing this show existed. Maybe it just wasn't very good. The writer of the linked story apparently feels that because Michelle Wolf is a woman, her show should be allowed to air in perpetuity regardless of the quality. He doesn't come right out and say that but I can read between the lines. I don't know whether she's funny or not and just because a couple of people out of 100 million subscribers laughed doesn't mean it's good. And as a general rule I usually despise stand up comics with a few notable exceptions so of course I may be the wrong guy to ask.

 Look, it's just another talk show man. Not everything has to be a fight. She'll get a new show somewhere, those people will get new jobs and that's the end of it. Why does everything always have to be this monumental fucking battle. Especially when it comes to shit like this. Nextflix is a business. If the show isn't working, it's not working. It's just a TV show. It was cancelled and you dopes will find another thing to stare at for 44 minutes every night.

!!!Sexy pre-posting update!!!

Deadline says...

In the end, sources say neither show drew enough viewership to secure a renewal. The Break and The Joel McHale Show followed Netflix’s first foray into the comedy talk show genre, Chelsea, which ran for two seasons.

Mystery solved.

!!!!SEXY PRE_POSTING UPDATE NUMBER II!!!!

I wrote this last Saturday and forgot to post it and I haven't read it since then and I won't read it again, so I make no guarantees about it's current accuracy

Kate Beckinsale Walks Around

Do you see what I see? Hey Kate there's a state fair here soon. They have camel rides if you're at all interested I'd love to take you