There were several Pete Davidson/Ariana Grande stories floating around this morning. One about how they were
getting married, one was about how
his dick is always hard, and the other one was
about how Pete Davidson had "butthole eyes" whatever that means. Maybe it's a new thing the way tramp stamps were all the rage some years ago. You just go to your ophthalmologist and say, "Hey Doc, I'm trendy, give me some butthole eyes like all the famous comedians have" and you'll be a hit with all the ladies. I didn't know these two were always so newsworthy. I didn't think their fans could even read but hey good for them, reading is important. This way if you get invited to their wedding you'll be able to read the P.S. at the bottom that mentions, "This will be an outdoor ceremony. Please don't eat the dirt under your chair"
