Pink is Partying

Pink had a beer. Then rotated the tires, did the brakes, and fired up the ol' BBQ grill for some steaks. Later her and the boys played cards in the basement.

Bebe Rexha's Age is Just a Number

Bebe Rexha is in the news as usual too. For doing whatever it is she does I guess. They say she's 29 but I also say I'm The Mayor of Funky Town.

Ben Affleck is Chilly

I seem to write about Ben Affleck an awful lot. He's always on the celebrity rag sites constantly although I don't really honestly think he's much of a celebrity anymore is he? I can't remember the last movie I saw him in. Of course the last movie I watched was made in 1950 and had Marilyn Monroe and Sterling Hayden in it so it's very possible that Ben "Giant Head" Affleck was in the most profitable movie in history last year and I wouldn't know it. Still they talk about him a lot. For instance they mentioned how he was out walking around on Monday wearing a hoodie and winter hat despite the fact that it was 67 degrees in Los Angeles. That's pretty much it. That was the big Ben Affleck news. He was walking around. Okay well...guess I gotta go.

Kendall Jenner Does Stuff

There's so much in this picture I don't understand. Sometimes I feel like I arrived here from a time that's long since past from a far away universe.

Alex Rodriguez is Ridin Dirty

Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez went for a cruise in Alex's cool new ghettoized Jeep. It wasn't made clear where they were going, probably to get some Hennessey and Black and Milds.

Miranda Lambert Likes 'em Young

I poked a little harmless fun at Miranda Lambert getting in a fight in a Tennessee steakhouse on Twitter when I should have made fun of her for marrying this pathetic toolbag (name unknown).

Fergie Rocks

Holy smokes I wrote this and forgot about it. And thank God too because I sure as shit didn't feel like writing anything new...

I wouldn't have known this was Fergie if I wasn't told. But I was also told she's a "rocker" now because she's wearing a black leather jacket that was apparently designed by Arthur Fonzerelli. I hope she doesn't rock too hard later at the Panic! At the Disco concert or whatever other shitty music you people listen to now.