Lil Kim is that You

 I'm not sure what happened to Lil Kim, but I'm not going to say anything more because she may have been in a car accident or something that I'm not aware of.

Anastasia 'Stassie' Karanikolaou has a Complex Name

 !!!BREAKING NEWS!!! Z-list dullard Anastasia 'Stassie' Karanikolaou dyed her hair red!!! She must've done it after she put on her costume while she was filming an 80's Sci-Fi movie. I can't imagine for the life of me why this is considered news, and I'm begging you, for the love of all that's holy, please, ladies, stop doing that to your eyebrows. What the fuck is with that outfit, you can't be serious. In what universe does that look good. And look I keep saying this over and over again. Age is meaningless to me but there is no way on God's own green Earth that that woman is 23. I guess when you're the Amazon Queen no one questions what you say or how you dress

Mila Kunis is Dumb

 I know I have an embargo on writing about people wearing masks, but sometimes sunlight is the best disinfectant, so I admit I vacillate back and forth about it For instance, here's Mila Kunis walking around outside, by herself, on an empty street, wearing a mask. At what point does this become too much for you people? What exactly does she think this accomplishes? Why isn't she wearing a life jacket, you know, just in case? I can't believe this doesn't make you feel ridiculous.

Addison Rae is Famous

 Addison Rae is famous and she did this. It was said she posted a "cryptic" caption for this photo, but I don't remember what it said that's how cryptic it was. I like her "Sexy Bagpiper" Halloween costume though. She's 21 you know. So she was still in high school in 2019. Maybe you can ask her out on a date and you guys can eat pizza at Chuck E. Cheese and play Super Mario Brothers or Sonic the Hedgehog or something.

Arabella Del Busso is Glamorous

I was just going to delete this and not bother posting it but I didn't want to leave that Bridget Fonda thing up for what could potentially be the whole weekend. I don't know who Arabella Danger or whatever her name is, but they called her a "glamour model" and that usually means amateur porn star so I'll definitely look into that because she's got a rock star body that's almost inhuman and right now, this very second, for my purposes that's the most important thing, I don't even care if she has a face like a truck driver. My guess is it's the eyebrows. Please ladies, stop doing that.

Bridget Fonda is That You

 Someone took a picture of Bridget Fonda (left). I have no idea how they knew that was Bridget Fonda because I'm looking right at it and I don't know that's Bridget Fonda. Are they sure? Did they ask for some kind of ID or something? You can't just take a picture of a crazy lady somewhere and call her Bridget Fonda. Let me tell you something, this one hurts. A lot. I had such a bad crush on Bridget Fonda in the 90s that it was actually physically painful. She retired from acting in 2002 because I guess she decided to spend the rest of her life as  Mrs Claus. I'm sorry, I'm just hurt and angry about all of this and I tend to lash out. 

Jason Momoa for the Ladies

 Here's a newly single Jason Momoa for the ladies. Well? What are you waiting for? Go get him.