Someone took a picture of Bridget Fonda (left). I have no idea how they knew that was Bridget Fonda because I'm looking right at it and I don't know that's Bridget Fonda. Are they sure? Did they ask for some kind of ID or something? You can't just take a picture of a crazy lady somewhere and call her Bridget Fonda. Let me tell you something, this one hurts. A lot. I had such a bad crush on Bridget Fonda in the 90s that it was actually physically painful. She retired from acting in 2002 because I guess she decided to spend the rest of her life as Mrs Claus. I'm sorry, I'm just hurt and angry about all of this and I tend to lash out.
