Thursday, May 31, 2012

Broke Because of Strippers?

 Do you remember the TV show 'Small Wonder' that ran in the mid  80's about that little girl that was a robot or super hero or detective or something? No? I don't either. She had a monotone voice so I think that signified she was a robot, but whatever. Well  the other kid on that show, Jerry Supiran,  is apparently broke now and living under a bridge somewhere....

When I was 18, I dated a stripper and she took what was left of my trust fund - then one of my advisers stole a half-million dollars from me. I've worked at different steakhouses for the last 15 years, but two years ago I was laid off from a restaurant in Henderson, Nevada, due to the economy. I haven't been able to find a job since."... So I either sleep at the homeless shelter I volunteer at, or under a local bridge."

 Poor chump. That sucks. But if you're gonna get involved with strippers you should probably know a few things. First, they only like you for your money, second, they usually won't tell you their real names, and they definitely won't see you outside of the club. Except for Raven. She swears that all that is going to be different for me and it's all because of the flowers I send and the hundreds of dollars I give her for her sick mother every week. Hey ex-wife! Who's stupid now?


  1. That Raven has a heart of gold! All the money I give her goes to her sick mother as well.

  2. WHAT?! She swore I was the only one!!