Wednesday, May 30, 2012

I'm Make Some Money!

One of the degenerate retards from Jersey Shore is getting a chance to make still more money off of the brain damaged imbeciles that watch their show....

DelVecchio hopes to re-create the success of Bethenny Frankel's Skinnygirl Cocktails with Remix, a premixed vodka concoction to be marketed as a “pregame” beverage for the club-hopping set. To that end, DelVecchio, 31, has partnered with David Kanbar, co-founder of Skinnygirl, and brought out of retirement Tom Bruno, formerly of Sidney Frank Importing Co., which counts Grey Goose among its top shelf brands.
This really is a no brainer.  They just have to market it the right way. Especially to the kind of knuckle heads that watch these idiots. You just sell one that already comes infused with your favorite date rape drug! 'GHB Explosion' tastes like cherry, and 'Robo Party!' - the one with Roofies - tastes exactly like lemons! How would I know what date rape drugs taste like? Shut up that's how.

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