Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Henry Cavil Has a Girlfriend

Henry Cavil is 32. His girlfriend Tara King is 19. Normally I wouldn't even notice an age difference between two people because A: it's none of my business, B: it totally depends on the people involved and 3: who really cares. But come on man she's 19. My only problem with this is that 19 year old girls are basically mentally retarded. Think about it. This time last year she was shopping for her prom dress and wondering how they were going to get beer and Mike's Hard Lemonade for the after party at the Red Roof Inn. Have you ever been in a store with a herd of girls shopping for prom dresses? It's like a noisy Dawn of the Dead and you can't legally shoot any of them. Hey man like I said it's your life. But think about it this way. If you guys are stopped by police and she's drunk you could probably be charged with "contributing to the delinquency of a minor" so have fun in lock up that kind of criminal offense should make you really popular in there.