Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Thursday, March 3, 2016
Paris Jackson is a Rebel
Michael Jackson's 17 year old daughter Paris took up smoking, cut her hair into a sort of a mohawk and dyed it orange because she's a rebel. Lucky for her she's the first 17 year old to ever do this sort of thing. I'll bet you $50 she's wearing Doc Martens and has at least two closets full of Ramones, and Misfits t-shirts. Later she'll try to convince her friends that she's liked The Dead Kennedys for like forever. She might only be 17 but I don't know why the police aren't arresting her for being a trouble making punk.