Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Saturday, December 24, 2016
!!!BREAKING NEWS!!! Rick Parfitt Dead at 68
Rick Parfitt of the band Status Quo has died in Spain from complications of a heart attack he suffered earlier in the year. No, I have no idea who Status Quo is either. He's standing in front of Marshall amps so I'd guess they were a 70's metal act? I really have no idea I'm just trying to get back into the swing of things here. I'll miss you Status Quo guitarist I never heard of.