Monday, December 5, 2016

Mila and Austin Kutcher Had a Baby

Noted celebrity halfwits Mila Kunis and Justin Kutcher have revealed the name of their newborn baby. It's Dimitri. That's right Dimitri. I guess they hope he'll grow up to be the leader of the Russian mafia. And I just realized I called him Justin instead of Ashton but seriously, what difference does it make.

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