John Mayer called his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift's birthday "the lamest day" on Twitter. Two things.
1. I looked for the tweet for about five seconds but I couldn't find it right away so go find it yourself.
And B. I bet this is the first time you've thought about John Mayer in five years.
I swear I'd forgotten all about this guy so I guess his little tweet worked. Why write "good" "music" the people can "like" or "enjoy" when you can send tweets like a 15 year old high school cheerleader to keep you in the public eye. Yes I love quotations marks how did you know?