Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Friday, December 30, 2016
Jake Gyllenhaal Doesn't Play Ball in the House
Jake Gyllenhaal wiped out while surfing, probably while filming a recreation of the famous scene where Greg Brady wipes out while he surfing in Hawaii because he was wearing that haunted tiki doll on a necklace around his neck. I'm kidding of course, he was probably just lounging on the beach because no one was filming anything with Jake Gyllenhaal. as evidenced by the fact that the original story called him the star of Brokeback Mountain. A movie that came out 12 years ago. Try to be more careful Greg - I mean Jake - there are hidden coral reefs under those beautiful waters.