Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Pippa Middleton's Father is Named Mike

This is Pippa Middleton's dad because of course he is. He couldn't be more Pippa Middleton's father if he was driving around in an old Rolls Royce while wearing a monocle carrying a British flag, drinking tea and smoking a fancy pipe.  There's no story here really. At least not one that I read anyway. Maybe he's still mad at The Sex Pistols.