Mostly to make fun of celebrities and people in the news because fuck them
Thursday, May 25, 2017
I'm a Fashion Expert
Okay so I hadn't exactly planned on writing about Britney Spears, but since I clicked on this picture for "other" reasons something started to bother me. Why do women insist on wearing those black heels with everything. That looks really awful. "I think I'll put on this slinky, sexy red dress, and to top it off? Black Frankenstein shoes" Maybe she plans on battling the Mummy or something. Wouldn't any other color have been better? Memorial Day is in like three days I think white would have been fine. Or maybe tan. Tan would have definitely been better. She has $150 million dollars, it's not like she couldn't stop at JCPenney and buy some tan heels. Thanks for ruining the mood Britney. I'll have to get back to you. You can keep the shoes on.