The insanely hot Evangeline Lily dressed up like a wasp for a movie about an Ant Man. That's pretty much all I know and if you think I'm researching this asinine movie you better think again. Doesn't that whole sentence sound fucking stupid to you? Because if it doesn't, it should. What drives you people to throw money at these ridiculous cartoon movies? Were you dropped on your heads? Did your parents pump small doses of carbon monoxide into your bedrooms while you slept when you were kids? Grown people running around dressed like bugs fighting crime. That's what you're spending upwards of $100 for two or three people with popcorn to see in theaters. Keep it up idiots me and Evangeline need the money for the yacht we're buying together where we'll work on our abs and eat right.
