Thursday, September 21, 2017

Karruche Tran is Somebody

Some high maintenance, tawdry z-list bimbo named Karruche Tran wore see through pants to some bar called Catch LA's first anniversary party. Honest to Christ, some of these morons would show up half naked to the ribbon cutting of a new 7-11 if they thought they'd get their picture posted on some shitty celebrity site. Not mine of course mine is the best there is.  Here's a paragraph from her Wikepedia page in case you're interested...
 Karrueche Tran is an American actress and model. Tran initially gained mainstream exposure as the girlfriend of R&B singer Chris Brown before extending her resume to include modeling and acting.
 That clears things up for me, how about you? Her "resume" now includes - in addition to being a groupie - "modeling and acting". My resume includes those things too because it's fun to type stuff on pieces of paper. Why are they always getting in and out of black SUVs? Why do they always have body guards? I didn't know body guards worked for free because I don't see getting your picture at shitty bars paying very well at all. I could be wrong but of course I'm not. See you at the Academy Awards ceremony Karruche. Remember Clint Eastwood drinks his Scotch neat.