Heather Locklear was briefly hospitalized in Thousand Oaks, California after
driving her car into a ditch. Sort of like her career I guess. See what being involved with anyone from Bon Jovi will do to you? Those guys are like, I don't know. Not King Midas, King Shithands maybe. Remember the band Skid Row? Jon Bon Jovi had something to do with them and where are they now? Who knows. What were we talking about? Oh right. Stay in school kids.
